Working for THE Billionaire of Apevelo

Count Dracula. Net Worth: 5.2 Billion. Looks: 3 (1-10). How did he get filthy rich? He bought the right properties at the right time. Wife: looks like a witch. Match made in heaven. Count Dracula meets Maleficent. I take that back. Maleficent looks a lot better. The witch from Hansel and Gretel, that's more like it. Let's start with that witch. She feels like some intellectual from Paris, born and raised there, when she was born and raised in the muddy terrains of Apevelo. She shows that she has high standards regarding everything, that she is a perfectionist. Come on, cut the crap. I can smell your pretentiousness and hypocrisy from afar, and stop using those fad diets because you are starting to look like the vegetables you are eating. No amount of Evian will replenish your dry skin because you are old and saggy. Guess who is the best friend of the witch? A fat witch! I call her the Wart Witch who smells like Fart.